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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
poeticallyunkind
poeticallyunkind

emoji review: pancakes

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really nice! the stack has a realistic shape, the shading is great, and there’s a decent amount of butter. needs more syrup. 9/10

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i like the colors! the use of whipped cream rather than butter is a nice touch. this would probably be served at ihop. 8/10

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this is vile. -20/10

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the syrup is a little too dark & the butter looks like a cube, but the pancakes are golden brown. would probably be found in the freezer section of your local walmart. 6/10

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why are they so small? these are gorgeous, but would probably only feed a small group of ants. 6.5/10

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abnormally round. not realistic, but still kinda cute in a way? shading could use a lot of work. would be served to a mediocre cartoon character 4/10

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now THIS is a stack i like! the butter looks more like a scoop of vanilla ice cream, but the huge lake of syrup on the plate makes up for it. 7/10

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not much to say about this one. kinda bland looking compared to the others, but the shading is pretty nice! 5/10

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ew. 0/10

elderkevinmckinley
elderxprice

At nine years old, Kevin Price is happy.

It is a feeling he has never felt in its entirety, before, regardless that he lives by the gospel. That, his father always says, is the only path to happiness; yet Kevin forgot to pray before breakfast, just this morning, and cannot keep the grin off his face. It is hard to say why, exactly, since he knows better than to rejoice in material things; but this is the first time his father has taken them somewhere other than church or Temple Square, so Kevin knows this trip is special. He commits it, and this feeling, to memory. 

I never want to forget this, he tells his mother when she reaches for his hand. Ever.

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yournewapartment
gloomyfairyland

anyway i said i would do this after the whole thing was said and done… when i was looking for advice i found like “paint your nails and listen to happy music” buzzfeed bullshit so

here is my short real life abortion and early pregnancy survival guide (pastebin)

other links:

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poeticallyunkind
poeticallyunkind

me, sobbing: please just let me focus on this task for five minutes

my brain: I͔̦̞̱’̼̜ͅḾ̭̠͔͎͖̙ ̻͖͍̲͚B̫̖̦̙I̳̘̕T̷̲͚͉̭̜͖̗C̺̣͇Ḥ̫́IN͟G̴͚̲̼ ̭̲̙̯̫H͏͚̻͍͖͓E’͘S̝̪̯̦̱͞ ͕̳͙̟͔̰B̺͘ͅI̲̮̻͡Ţ̭͈̠C̛H̝̥I̵͍̞̥NG
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̶͈̮̪͓B̫̥͞I͈̭̭̫̭T̕C͏̳̣͉̞̼̩̱H̟̣̱̻̱̘ ͢B͏̲̙I̺̮̳̫̮̩T̙̙̖͎̰C͏̩͚̺̥̤̘H ̧̠B̟͔̹I̜T̨͙̹̫̦͇ͅC̵̖̩H̩̗͉̩͢ ͇̰̭̙͠BỊ̺̱͡ͅT̵ͅĆ͓̤̯̣̞Ḥ

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millionstoriesoflove

The Anatomy of a Rose - Chapter One (Falsettos)

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Summary: In the eyes of those around him, Marvin Richards has it all: a well-paying job, a loving wife, and a brainy son. His household is the epitome of domestic life, with family dinners and little league baseball games to show for it. But behind closed doors, his tight-knit family hosts a variety of well-kept secrets, including one which Marvin intends to die with: his attraction to men. Influenced by the reigns of heterosexual marriage, his overbearing masculinity, and the bigoted views of his small town neighbors, he keeps his sexuality under lock and key. But when Marvin meets Whizzer Brown, the openly gay florist with secrets of his own, things start to change. Despite the town’s homophobic and often violent attitudes towards Whizzer, Marvin finds himself enamored by his flamboyant lifestyle. As an affair takes shape between the two, secrets are shared, tension in town begins to thicken, familial relationships crumble, and a question is raised: can Marvin balance the weight of leading two separate lives?

Word Count: 2472

Warnings: brief mentions of homophobia

Author’s note: i hope you guys enjoy the first chapter of this new au! i’m really excited to write it :-)

It’s sometime past seven o’clock, and quite frankly, Whizzer Brown is beginning to feel rather suffocated by the conversation. He knows that Cordelia isn’t to blame for her often overbearing empathy, but that doesn’t prevent a new wave of exhaustion from forming with every anxious word she speaks. What started as an innocent question from his boss quickly devolved into a game of repeating himself, a frown taking refuge on his features as he assures her that he’s willing to close the flower shop tonight. By now, well over fifteen minutes have passed since her first signs of concern, and nearly no progress has been made. He tries to soothe her, but for the most part finds himself caught in a loop of her frantic, fast-paced worries.

“You sure you’ll be okay locking up for me, Whizzer?” Cordelia asks for the fourth time that evening, a nervous grin on her lips as she points to the front door. “I’ve gotta go soon, but if you’re still not sure about it, I can totally reschedule!”

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poeticallyunkind

The Supermarket (A Falsettos Oneshot)

poeticallyunkind

word count: 2812

pairing: whizzer & marvin

warnings: mentions of alcohol, mentions of bad driving, i think that might be it??

author’s note: i’ve been forgetting to post my work on tumblr lmao whoops. anyway, enjoy!

It’s another sultry midsummer evening, the time of day when muted sunlight casts shadows on trees and residential homes alike. Marvin’s car is doused with light in shades of apricot and tangerine as it sputters past several neighborhoods and cul-de-sacs. The radio emits a soft tune, something vintage and largely instrumental. The carload listens with little interest as each note fades into the warm breeze, a collective sigh filling the air. Fifteen minutes in this sweltering vehicle, and they’ve yet to reach their destination. In the back seat, Marvin’s son speaks exclusively in the form of whiny, prepubescent complaints.

“Are we there yet?” Jason groans, tapping the button to roll the window down. He watches the stream of only vaguely familiar buildings pass by.

From the passenger seat, Whizzer shakes his head. “Not quite, kiddo. But wait just a few more minutes, and we will be.” He nudges his partner. “Isn’t that right, Marv?”

Marvin only hums in response, giving his undivided attention to reaching their destination without causing an accident. He’s always been an awful driver, especially at times when the busy New York streets are crowded with tourists and taxis, and today isn’t an exception. He makes a particularly sharp left turn, and for a brief second the entire carload can feel the oncoming threat of motion sickness. It passes sooner than it arrives, but leaves his lover temporarily shaken.

“Fuck!” Whizzer hisses, clutching the door handle. He suddenly remembers his stepson’s presence and cringes, hastily correcting his language. Another pause, and he turns to face Marvin. “Sweetheart, did you ever actually learn how to drive, or did you find your license in a box of Cheerios and immediately decide to terrorize the road?”

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